My four year-old just rolled into my kitchen asking for a gummy snack, talkin’ ’bout, “if you give me a gummy treat, maybe I will leave the kitchen and be cool. If not, I will stay here and not be cool.”
Whaaaaaaaat?? For real?? Who does that??
Smart little dude bro…
I sent him right out with a commendation for his boldness and a wag of the finger. Good hustle, sir, but really, you’ve lost your mind!