[Bonus Post] Stand-up Comedy, Courtesy of Ursa Major

  Major: “What did the door say to the other door?” Me: “I don’t know, what did it say?” Major: “Nothing! Because doors cannot talk!”   Major: “What did the banana say to the other banana?” Me: “Uh… don’t slip? or something?” Major: “NO! He said¬†nothing! Because bananas can’t talk!”   Major: “What did the…