Keep Tellin’ That Lie To Yourself, Girl!

Photo: I writes in the mornin’, I writes in the ev’nin’… I writes ’tills I lose my mind… You like the roll of toilet paper I’m using instead of buying the box of kleenex like a classy person? I’m the classiest! (shhh, don’t tell mom! She’d kill me!)   This is me on the phone with The Husband,…